As we all know, our dear Shark, Janet Reid, and her coworkers tend to be coy about the details of their business.  However, it just so happens that I have an old friend with the NSA who slipped me some top-secret surveillance photos of life inside FPLM.  I thought now would be as good a time as any to share them with you.

As you can see in this first photo, FPLM is located in an older building, quaint and unpretentious.

building

 

They do have a uniformed doorman …

doorman

and, of course, excellent security.

marines

The entryway opens into this lovely atrium:

atrium

And there’s even a special elevator for uninvited guests who stop by to pitch their 200,000-word fiction novels.

elevator